obviously we are not allowed to do this, but this lady was a fucker. she ALWAYS comes in with her three children, kayla, chase, and addy (i think her full name is addison). i know their names because she’s always screaming their names across the store telling them to get their asses back to her. anyways, she went into the fitting room with kayla, and chase and addy decided it would be a good idea to crawl under each and every fitting room door. while there were other customers in those rooms.
i didn’t see all this shit go down, but i did get the wrath of the angry customers as they threw their khakis and (ugly) blazers on the counter in a heap, as if i’m the parent of these children (i later named the children hannibal lector 1 and hannibal lector 2).
back to parent of the year. so she’s in the fitting room yelling at kayla to “put the damn pants on! get up! KAYLA GET UP!” as i just stand on the other side of the door pretending to fold shit so i can be entertained. the mom comes out and tells kayla that her and hannibal lector 1 and 2 will be waiting at the registers. i smiled and said, “did everything work out?” and the fucker responds, “no. your fitting rooms are too small and the store is a mess.”
“that didn’t answer my question” (oh shit)
“excuse me? it’s YOUR job to make sure the store is perfect and that there aren’t pieces of clothing on the floor. you get paid to do this”
(kind of smirking, because i’m good at comebacks) “well no, mam’, that’s not my job. if i wanted a job where i had to clean up after people, see, i’d work at restaurant as a bus boy. but i work at old navy. if you don’t like clothes on the floor, then don’t throw them on the floor if they don’t fit.”
AND I WALKED AWAY. i was shaking because i wasn’t sure what her kids were capable of, and if they would launch themselves on me, attacking me like bees (i was picturing this as i walked away) but still. i took the bitch down.
i found out her name too, because guess what? my coworker needed back-up and i had the pleasure of ringing up Katherine Glonick, Chase Glonick, Kayla Glonick, and Addy Glonick.
bet that car ride home was quite.