Alright, that’s it.
What the FUCK gives you the right to treat employees like shit just because YOU are a dumb bitch and forgot to fucking buy gifts earlier? Christmas is the SAME day every year, it is December 25th, it’s not like it fucking changes. It’s not like you make it almost all the way through November and suddenly OH GOD~ IT’S ALMOST CHRISTMAS WHERE DID IT COME FROM WAS IT HIDING UNDER THE COUCH~ no you cunderfunt IT WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
We are not to blame for YOUR fucking asinine garbage. It is not my ~job~ to deal with your fucking whining, I am not a representation of a company, I am not the computer system that handles stock and merchandise, I am not your fuck of an alcoholic husband and I don’t care about your fucking issues. I am not your car that broke down, I am not every red light that you hit, I am not my retarded-ass coworker who can’t do his fucking job (or my manager, for that matter) so stop treating me as if I am. I’m human too. I am trying to do my job, and you yell at me, you make a scene, you threaten me, you tell me I should know the store better, I go in search of another employee and you INSIST ON MY HELP it has to be mine, and I do nothing but treat you with respect and courtesy AND YOU TAKE THAT AS AN INSULT. As if I’m being condescending. Well, holy FUCK what do you want me to do you dumb bitch? Jesus.
I realize that I am fun to piss off because I say funny things and it’s amusing to watch me rant and struggle with my gradually mounting rage and you think I won’t actually rip your head off. But..
the customer is not always right.
and so help me god if you are still in the store when I get off of my shift, I will hunt you down and follow you to your job and END YOU.
I’m really fucking excited for work again. Thanks for scheduling me when I told you not to because I will be a full hour away~
this post brought to you by all retail and food service employees and the fuckiong dumb-as-shit douchebags we deal with every day.
ever-so-kindly die in your sleep.
