you know, i’m pretty easygoing, for someone in retail
it’s hard to piss me off. i don’t care if you leave things in the fitting room, i don’t care if you put them on the hanger wrong — just show that you made some kind of effort to behave like a mature human being about it. but if you do any of the following:
- leave things inside out and on the floor in the fitting room
- put things on the hanger in ways that make me question whether or not you were dropped on your head as an infant
- drop shit on the floor, look at it, and then walk away
- know that you are 100% not going to buy anything, then try a bunch of shit on anyway
- spend WAY more time than is necessary in the store without buying anything at all, wasting both of our time (by WAY more, I mean 30+ minutes in a small boutique with no interest in purchasing a damn thing)
- bring your fucking dog in the store without asking me
- rip/break/stain ANYTHING and then attempt to hide it by leaving it in a heap under other things
- try on clothes/hair items while being sweaty, greasy or unbathed
- change your mind after you have told me you want to purchase something, watched me write a receipt and bag your item(s), and handed me your credit card
then i will side-eye the fuck out of you, as well as consider you functionally handicapped. end of story. don’t act like a fucktard if you don’t want to be thought of as one.
