Retail is slowly sucking the life out of my soul.

guiltlessandfree:

1. I am not a magician if we do not have your size I can’t magically make it appear.

2. This is not your house. Pick your shit up.           

3. I can guarentee you my day is going worse than yours and I fake a smile so please attempt to do the same.

4. Being a bitch isn’t going to make your transaction go any quicker. It also is not going to make me wanna give you a discount.                                             

5. My jobtitle is “cashier” not “line monitor”. This is not the third grade water fountain. If someone cuts you in line its a personal problem,deal with it.

That is all.