blondiebrownie:

“Myself: “Manchester Petco. Where we offer training and grooming. This is Kim, how may I help you?” Random Customer: “Yeah, do you sell dogs and cats?” Myself: “No, we don’t. Sorry.” Random Customer: “Then why is your logo a dog and cat?” Myself: “Because we cater to those animals, along with grooming and training services and we also hold adoption services.” **Long awkward silence** Myself: “Anything else I can do for you?” Random Customer: “I love you.” **Hangs up** Myself: *Laughs uncontrollably*”

Random Phone Call via Petco.