Nope, won’t be in today

So I just got back from vacation in another country. While there I had some trouble with receiving voicemail. I just now got into my voicemail, which included one from my manager. 

Some quick backstory: I put in for my vacation a month in advance. I’d been talking about it all year, even customers knew when and where I would be going. I left on a sunday and would be gone for almost two weeks. 

Manager tried to call me, the very next day. He left a message - which I couldn’t receive anyway - that said: Hey its Manager, its 3:30 and you are on the schedule for 3:00 so just seeing what’s up. 

I wish that I had been able to get that call. Nope, I won’t be in today. I’m not even in the same fucking country.