Diary of a waitress: 1.

diaryofawaitress:

Just an ordinary waitress, blogging about extraordinarily annoying customers. 

Please, old bitch, stop waving at me. I am bringing your water, you do not need to ask me twice when I am clearly waiting to get off the phone from taking an order. While I am clearing your table of 10, do not start making everyone tell me their numerous quarter strength soy latte with half a sugar coffee orders, because I will not remember them.