The Cabernet Claret of course!
| Him: | I'd like the ******* cab. |
|---|---|
| Me: | Which cab sir? |
| Him: | The claret. |
| Me: | [Thinking he's continuing with the order and didn't hear me...] Which ******* cab? |
| Him: | The ******* cab. |
| Me: | ******* has multiple cabs sir. |
| Him: | The cab claret. |
| o_O |
